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Today I was dewildered (or belighted) to discover that visits to my blog had skyrocketed overnight.



But why? What could thirteen hundred and forty-one visitors have found so riveting about yesterday's post? Was it the zombie fungus? The carrion plant?
In honor of the impending holiday, the LA Times offers up a selection of thirteen "Nightmares from the animal kingdom".
No costumed ghouls, ghosts or goblins that may ring your doorbell this Oct. 31 can compare with the all-too-real, creepy-crawly, slimy and all-around bizarre critters conjured up by
Mother Nature. They're weird, they're wild and they're ready to invade your nightmares.
You've never seen anything like these photos. No one has.
The captivating pictures show adult sperm whales feasting on a rare* giant squid.
The coolest part of this story is not that someone saw sperm whales eating a giant squid, but that these adults were teaching a calf how to eat giant squid. Training the next generation of ruthless squid predators.
The squid family Ommastrephidae includes my favorite Humboldt squid, along with a lot of other big-time commercial fishery species. How do they sustain the largest invertebrate fisheries in the world? Well, ommatrephids are large, muscular, and abundant, which means each squid you catch has a lot of meat, and there are a lot of squid to catch.

Humans are only the most recent predator to figure this out. Ommastrephid squid have been showing up prominently, and sometimes exclusively, in the diets of fish, sharks, dolphins, whales, and seabirds, as long as anyone's been looking.
After yesterday's cliffhanger, I suppose I should explain what it means for a squid to fly. Can they control their aerial trajectory? Can they gain altitude, once airborne, which is the definition of "true" flight?
Speaking of cephalopods which have surprised by not being too heavy to fly after all, I was reminded of one little cuttlefish who is actually too heavy to swim: Metasepia pfefferi, or Pfeffer's Flamboyant Cuttlefish. With the scientist's charming penchant for repurposing ordinary adjectives, biologists describe the body of this little fellow as "robust," which means that it is chubby in all dimensions. It may sound insulting to keep calling it heavy and chubby, but actually these features make for a very cool trick.

The Flamboyant doesn't swim and hover midwater like other cuttlefish. Instead, it crawls on the seafloor like an octopus.