More good news: A Qiongqing flower stand has Jasmines. Surely, the Arab Spring will go off soon in the country that already got rid of its religious, Western backed oppressors more than half a century ago. Big Apple 9/11 heroes get the well deserved opportunity for hands-on revenge: beating up terrorists threatening Wall Street. Ten years happy Afghanistan! Some promised to occupy for a thousand years and then disappeared after only four. Times have improved so much.
The American Autumn needs news, news, news. News to cover, to cover it, to cover it all, to cover it all up.
Thank god – the almighty took Stevo Jobso just in time. Steve was becoming real competition there. Sold crap to those who welcome big brother as long as he is smooth and shiny and comes with a price tag that gives a faint illusion of upper class status. Pump my money into advertising the garbage I bought as top notch and I keep buying into it. A true visionary of yesterday’s future; a true hero of the hip hypocritical TED scene, a fountain of – oh – oh – wait a minute
Oh boy – I just switched from Yahoo and technorati third culture to science cheerleaders: Jobba dared to ignore the advice of modern medicine once. F**$ you Jobsob – you can disregard dying Chinese Foxconn workers writing personally to you about breathing i-phony fumes all you want, but this goes too far. From semi-god all the way down to a sick, gray haired hippy Buddhist brain washed by the snake oil of alternative medicine - in a mere day! What a fall.
Yesterday, criticizing Master Jobedi was jealous envy and your kid going into spasms five minutes after a vaccination unconfirmed anecdote, but today, Stevo Jobberman dying close to a decade after stepping out of line is unassailable proof for vegetarians being at heart anti-American. If he had just super sized double whopper Mc-nuclear with extra chemo once in a while, i-peds would line up camped out for miles in front of the Apple store hoping to bow to their upgrade. But no – Mister Buddha had to munch weeds and go all listless in the keynote speeches. What a sore loser.
So, finished the news like every morning; keeps me abreast. I know all the relevant sides about all the important stuff. I care. I am a responsible voter, an informed citizen. Gosh, just imagine something or somebody would ever start tampering with our news, you know, like over there. Scary, isn’t it? Believe you me, without us smart people on the intertubes, freedom and democracy would not be what it is.
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