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Random Noise 8 : Computer Languages

Random Noise 8 : Computer Languages

Anybody who wants to learn how to write a computer program is faced with a bewildering variety of programming languages.  The reasons for having so many computer languages are partly logical,…
Teddy Goes To Washington

Teddy Goes To Washington

Perhaps Hank is the smartest guy in the room (so was Enron), but while he and Bloggy are taking Manhattan (as did the Muppets, although apparently not well if it needs to be taken again), Teddy and I…
Bloggy Takes Manhattan

Bloggy Takes Manhattan

I'm in New York City for a variety of meetings and, of course, I brought along Bloggy, the Scientific Blogging mascot.   I know how popularity works.  People don't concern themselves much…
Scales of Depravity, Part 4: The Deeb Files

Scales of Depravity, Part 4: The Deeb Files

If you know anyone who grew up in Chicago or was raised there yourself, you've likely heard a classy, intellectual term applied to anyone exhibiting a wide variety of behaviors. That's right, I'm…
The Book of Multiverse

The Book of Multiverse

This has been a slow news day.  On such days, my mind tends to drift somewhat.  Combining the science of linguistics with the philosophical notion of multiple parallel universes leads to…
Let's End Sexual Cannibalism

Let's End Sexual Cannibalism

At least once a year, Cosmo’s cover story is about how to have better, longer sex: a turgid treatise on positions and anatomy.  Our finest ladies’ mags are ignoring the obvious. To improve the…