Dark Energy Drink For The Healthy Physicist In You

By Hank Campbell in Science 2.0

July 19, 2010

At Jonathan Rosenberg's excellent "Scenes From A Multiverse" ...

Get ripped in defiance of conventional physics: Dark Energy brand energy drink replaces 74% of your muscles with Dark Muscles.

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