We're always looking for new ways to add value to the science community. Sure, other sites may offer the usual boring job placement listings or forums on how to write effective grant proposals, but we all know how to get jobs.
What not everyone knows is how to get a date.
So today we are unveiling our newest feature for the science community; the Scientific Blogging Dating Service.
If you are one of the millions of lonely scientists that cant seem to find anybody nearly as smart or interesting as you, look no further! We have compiled a unique love matching system specifically for scientists and science enthusiasts. We've already have a few sign-ups so browse our selection and let science guide you to love.
Name: Eugene, geneticist
Looking for: Sexy science sweetheart that shares my love of nucleotide bases and is willing to dedicate time to reducing bacterial resistance, and tending to my pea garden…wink wink
Favorite color: Definitely phosphorescent green
Favorite organism: Euglena, because they swing both ways
Hero: Gregor Mendel
Enjoys: solving punnet squares, throwing famous scientists parties, drinking shots out of beakers and wearing lab coat in public
Ideal first date: Comic-Con convention dressed as Luke and Mayra Jade Skywalker
Favorite TV show: Battlestar Galactica
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Name: Matilda, theoretical astrophysics
Looking for: Intelligent hunk interested in discovering the center of the universe. Hint: it is me.
Favorite color: inky purple. Far off nebulas are always purple.
Favorite organism: None, do you not understand what an astrophysicist is? Please exit the airlock if that is the case. Exception: if they are bacterial organisms found on other plants sustaining life
Hero: Neil Armstrong, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Enjoys: Euclidian Geometry, discussing the properties of dark matter, making up new types of string theory to see if anyone notices and, of course, showing you why I am the center of the universe.
Ideal First date: planetarium, star-gazing, gazing at me.
Favorite TV show: Farscape
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Name: William, biochemistry
Looking for: Biochemistry researcher looking for a covalent bond or some spontaneous reactions
Favorite color: Amber
Favorite organism: yeast baby
Hero: Arthur Harden, Nobel Prize winning scientist for studies on enzymatic fermentation, tied with Jean Luc Picard
Enjoys: The science of brewing beer, culturing own strain of yeast, organic chemistry problems, writing out the chemical compositions of illicit substances
Ideal First date: Enjoying a batch of my homemade beer with some Star Trek: Next Generation
Favorite TV show: Battlestar Galactica
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Name: Ed, computer science
Looking for: super fine female with intelligence and a passion for compelling conversation and WOW (even my cat plays)
Favorite color: black
Favorite organism: none, I prefer cold, hard silicon chips
Hero: Bill Gates, and ashamedly Steve Jobs
Enjoys: programming, pointing out mistakes in movies that pretend to know about computers, pwning n00bs with my level 70 hunter night elf
Ideal first date: epic WOW battle, with pizza
Favorite TV show: Battlestar Galactica
To contact any of these eligible scientists, write AprilFools@scientificblogging.com
Announcing The Scientific Blogging Dating Service
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