Let's be honest, both poles of the American political spectrum fear the same thing about each other; that if the other gets control a lot of oppressive weird stuff will happen.

If right-wing people get control, the presidency will carry a 'sponsored by Exxon" sign and 'gay' will be outlawed.  Not gay marriage - gay.   If left wing people get control, there will be mandatory gay porn in church and jackbooted enviro-fascists will kick down your doors if you don't compost your orange rinds.

Well, one Super Bowl ad provides an Orwellian look at how that second one might be and then cautions you that you'd better buy their car if you don't want it to happen to you - a 2010 Audi A3 TDI.  

Yes, for $36,000 your liberal guilt at arresting those who disagree with your can be assuaged because you have bought a car that's slightly better regarding CO2 emissions than a regular old $14,000 car.    Because apparently diesel is awesome for the environment if it's a European car.

You see, this 2010 diesel Audi carries an EU4 emissions rating, meaning it spews .5 grams per kilometer of CO2 rather than 1 gram per km like a similar gasoline engine.   They're so proud of this fact that they ignore the fact that diesel produces much higher NOx than similar gasoline cars and have even created a Green Police campaign to go along with it.

So if you're a rich eco-Nazi, you have now found a sympathetic friend in advertising agency and 'indie' darling Venables Bell, which says their Audi Green Police "are caricatures of today’s 'green movement'" - creepy, weird, it-could-happen caricatures that is.    So much for their slogan our intentions are good.   And you know what car to drive while claiming to be liberal but acting like  more of a right wing propagandist than Joseph Goebbels ever was.

Gape in amazement and awe at a shockingly offensive commercial here, unless you like slamming heads and arresting people if their hot tub is warmer than you like: