Republican candidate Donald Trump and Democratic nominee Senator Hillary Clinton arguing about the colors to wear this evening -and the winner takes the White House.
Clinton: All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Is blue the color of the sort of man who would risk his own presidency, or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would not risk his own presidency, because he would know that only a great fool would risk what he was given. I'm not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the suit in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool; you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the suit in front of me.
Trump: You've made your decision then?
Clinton: Not remotely. Because the color blue originated in Egypt, as everyone knows.