1. It's probably a good thing Avogadro wasn't around after the telephone was invented. I bet he'd get real sick of this...



2. Also see: Josh Witten.



3. Seriously, who f'ing cares??



4. Too bad BP couldn't get in on this action.



5. If the Pussycat Dolls had been big in Quasimodo's time, maybe he would have bagged Esmeralda...